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The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.

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Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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Alright listen up, you slap a tsundere tag on anything and I’m already halfway sold, but this little number delivers like she’s late for a punishment scene. From the moment I popped open the box and saw that smug anime babe staring me down, I knew I was about to commit a few crimes against plastic. The dual-layer design hits real nice, it’s got that outer softness like she’s playfully pushing you away, but the inner tunnel’s gripping you like she definitely wants it. And that bullet vibe slot in the booty is peak innovation. That’s like putting turbo on a Fleshlight and telling it to moan in tsundere. Is it perfect? Nah, cleanup’s a little annoying and she’s not the tightest on the market. But for a mid-sized, super cute, anime-themed stroker that lets you roleplay the emotionally unavailable girlfriend of your dreams, 10/10 would ruin again. Tsundere-approved. Dick-drained. Wallet slightly lighter. No regrets.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

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My Erotic Maid Servant isn’t here to revolutionize the stroker game, she’s here to shut up, bend over, and take your cock like a good little house slut. For $50, you’re getting a surprisingly well-sculpted, 800g torso with great curves, a solid stroke game, and maidcore vibes so potent they’ll have you moaning “itadakimasu” before you even lube up. The interior’s got just enough texture to keep your eyes rolling without overwhelming you, and while she’s not blowing the competition out of the water, she’s definitely getting blown out herself on a regular basis. The material’s soft and clingy, the weight adds to immersion, and the whole experience just works—especially for degenerates looking for a cheap thrill. She’s not perfect. She could use a bit more tunnel chaos. The TPE’s tacky and needy with post-care. But for the price? You’ll forget all that after nutting so hard you start praying in a language you don’t speak.

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With Zee by Dame, you’re getting exactly what you buy. This bullet is your average bullet vibrator. 3 settings, good vibration but not too powerful, and easy to use. The high point of this toy is that the head is pointed, giving it a literal edge on other vibrators. Overall, it’s your typical bullet vibrator, and it's hard to find something wrong with a classic. I have to take a moment to applaud the packaging and design of this toy. Vibrators designed by women are the best vibrators. Period. End of story. Dame’s Zee, the pocket vibe for play, functionally is just your run-of-the-mill bullet vibrator, and will definitely get the job done. The thing that lets me know it’s made by women, though, is in the packaging. On the front, they have a power meter, letting you know where on the scale the toy’s intensity lies. Then on the back is a list of qualities, including intensity, vibration, and quietness, indicating where on each quality’s scale the toy lies. When I say you’re getting exactly what you’re buying, its because Dame tells you exactly the kind of toy it is. It’s ⅖ on the power scale, with soft, buzzy, and near-silent vibrations. This level of transparency only comes from a toy designed by women.

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This sex toy from Fleshlight, modelled after pornstar Valentina Nappi, is a refreshing toy to see. It seems like a lot of toys out there feature crazy textures with incredibly unique designs. While the innovation is exciting, sometimes it's nice to feel a simple toy that'll help you orgasm. No crazy bumps and ridges inside of the toy, just a simple aid to your masturbation sessions. That's what this toy is. It's a great Fleshlight that'll definitely please you. It might not blow your mind, but if you want a reliable stroker, then this one just might become a part of your self-pleasure routine.

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The Fleshlight Riley Reid Insomnia is a wonderful toy for those that are just getting into toys or for those who collect many! It ticks all the right boxes of what you would look for in a toy and doesn’t under deliver. It’s material is high quality and 100% phthalate-free, it’s built to last and feels incredible to use. The internal pattern is intense and tight with an initial tight entry leading to multiple bumps and grooves that all combine into a special experience. The lips also add a surprisingly immersive touch as well. It doesn’t feel exactly like a blowjob from Riley Reid but it feels incredible nonetheless. Care is very straightforward unlike some other male toys. Overall, this Fleshlight delivers everything you would hope for in a toy and then some.

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This toy from Fleshlight aims to please and satisfy everyone. But, Riley Reid fans will definitely benefit from this toy the most. The team at Fleshlight is bringing back mouth molds in a big way with a big name. If you're curious about whether or not this toy feels good, then let me assure you that it definitely does. My complaints about this toy are mostly about the design. Fleshlight's team is capable of crafting beautiful lips, but this toy's mold fell a little short. And I also feel like after having two Riley Reid toys (pussy and butt), they should have taken some crazy risks with this toy and added some rigid teeth. The teeth on this toy are as squishy and soft as the rest of the sleeve. But still, after a few flights with this toy, it's easily become one that'll consistently be in my rotation. Let's talk about it!

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The Bellesa Pebble is truly my favorite toy of all time. It’s compact, powerful, easy to use, easy to charge, perfect for partnered sex, and is all around the best friend you could have. The toy is a clitoral vibrator that uses pulsing suction to stimulate. It has an optional vibrating feature that works alongside the suction, adding a dimension to the toy’s sensations. It’s a relatively small toy, fitting easily in the palm of your hand. It comes in a discrete storage case that serves as a travel case, stores the toy while not in use, and allows you to charge it. It’s perfect for anyone who needs to be subtle with their sex toys or who travels. I’ve sworn by this toy since I bought it three years ago. Though I have had to replace it twice, roughly once a year, since I purchased it. This could totally be because I use it nearly every other day, sometimes several times a day–which I understand sounds ridiculous, but it is that good of a toy. It could be a quality issue, and we will discuss quality later, but I did not make this toy’s life easy.

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The TENGA Spinner Tetra provides a very affordable and pleasurable experience. While it might not be the highest quality, for the price it offers plenty of enjoyment and a gateway to exploring other toys. A great beginner toy for most with a slight twist. I don't see this toy having high marks for longevity but you do get what you pay for with this one. This is a low risk investment with high returns.

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My favorite toymaker, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, sent me a medium Tellus! Take a quick visual tour through my other PPS toys and hear why I love this shop, then peep the brand-new goods! Only know about Bad Dragon? Then BOY are you in for a treat as you discover the world of indie toymakers!

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